vinebox:

"Toys R Us got me fucked up"


 - "if they were gay it would ruin their character!1!!one!"
41,820 plays!

daftlypunk:

BUT THAT CHARACTER CANT BE GAY


beesmygod:

who the fuck is talking shit about the xkit guy i will drive to your house and preform a colonoscopy on you with my boot

beesmygod:

who the fuck is talking shit about the xkit guy i will drive to your house and preform a colonoscopy on you with my boot


(Source: oieur)



yaesthetic:

come on playground lets get sickening!

(Source: onlylolgifs)


tokimekimachi:

Halloween Dress


[x]

shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE

kageboonshin:

best part of 2013 image

worst part of 2013image


buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

(Source: dramaisthenewblack)


officialfrenchtoast:

cool date idea:

1. come over to my place with your dog

2. leave your dog

3. go home


retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services


proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot


(Source: monetizeyourcat)