if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badlyThis is legitimately comforting.
Phoenix Wright fucking badass here say he can prove everything he is about to prove everything this finger-pointing defense attorney is about to set the fucking doves free because logic and evidence just got fucking united in holy shitting matimony, and their honeymoon is on "take your fake ass to jail" island, here he is, this is attorney work like you’ve never seen, this man, he’s gonna do it, every question you ever wondered, like why some people can’t do the Vulcan salute and why your hair line is receding so early, because you know what, this guy with the shit-eating grin KNOWS HIS SHIT, he’s gonna prove it, one fucking finger point and your mind shall be whiplashed with the force of balls dropping at the fucking speed of sound, that’s how confident he is that he can prove EVERY FUCKING THING IN THE UNIVERSE, hand it to this man.
Today is going really great
unfinished fics? I love those. the way they just (clenches fists)
I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
omg this is still going
IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.
Third time reblogging it today, and I regret nothing
Broke 5 Million!
Still going strong..
They finally acknowledge this huge dimensional flaw
See, this post isnt even funny. Its just a picture of one of the hemswhatever brothers smiling, and it has 19 notes. Because someone tumblr famous posted it. OMFG. Im tired of my quality shit not getting notes omfg. it needs to stahp ok. UGH. Then again, it could be an inside joke. BUT HOW DO 19 PEOPLE SHARE AN INSIDE JOKE THIS IS THE INTERNET.
when you’re in trouble there are four options:
stay silent and get yelled at for ignoring your parent
apologize and get yelled at for sass (even when it was sincere)
defend yourself and get yelled at for talking back
answer any questions your parent asked you and get yelled at for sass (again even if it’s sincere)
like what am I supposed to do when I get yelled at for literally everything
then get yelled at for crying